maniacmusic:

missinglinc:

doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

“Is it your father’s new whore wife?”

"Does this uncle touch the little boys in the pool on the sly?"

(Source: adayinthelifeofjake, via bitchcraftandwiggatry)

thickneyspears:

When your parents call you by your full name

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endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrines2014, via thekrissychula)

brooklynmademe:

kiingsnap:

anintimatecoincidenceff:

your friend: “Show ‘em the outfit, show ‘em the outfit!!”
you: [fronting] “…aiiiiight.”

Michael

Perfect caption is perfect.

brooklynmademe:

kiingsnap:

anintimatecoincidenceff:

your friend: “Show ‘em the outfit, show ‘em the outfit!!

you: [fronting] “…aiiiiight.”

Michael

Perfect caption is perfect.

(Source: thatmichaeljackson, via bitchcraftandwiggatry)

plug:

When a bug comes near you

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Anonymous said: why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

roidyraw:

As soon as I learned Nicki Minaj voiced Sugilite, I had to

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s1uts:

preciousdaydreams:

niggaimdeadass:

DIED WHEN I SAW BRANDON

Oh my godddd

I still love this post

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